Why did the firefly leave the party early?
When you've got to glow, you've got to glow.
How do you get stucco?
Sit on gummo.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
What happened when Flik and Atta tried to kiss in a dense fog?
They mist.
Why don't lobsters share?
They're shellfish.
What did the termite say when he went to a bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"
What did the earthworm order at the café?
Coffee, fresh ground.
A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark alley. As he is passing through, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a description of the assailents?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies, "Gee, I'm not sure... it all happpened so fast."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says to him "Hey we a have drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Murray?"