The Elves

"Nope, doesn't strike a spark somehow."

Okay. So is Jonathan a super-tall elf, or is he a human? And if he's a human, could he have been the inspiration for Will Farrell's movie Elf? Wouldn't it be a trip if he was? Farrell would probably never admit it though.

 

"Hurray?"

The other elves either avoid Hurray or he's just a loner, as he's usually seen apart from all the others. Is he up to something? Does he have bad breath? We'll never know.

 

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No wonder Happy didn't have any lines of his own...nobody should be that cheerful.

 

"Lemon?"

Um...I like his hat?

 

"Spinach?"

Strangely, Spinach was the most-photographed elf in the film, getting his own closeups and everything. He must have had a different agent from the others.

 

"Apricot?"

Check out when Apricot kicks Happy in the rear. Two words: anger management.

 

"But supposing Christmas doesn't come?"

And speaking my favorite line in the film (its all in the delivery), we have Supposing. The movie just wouldn't have had the same charm without him.

 

"Crabapple?"

Considering that Crabapple doesn't do anything particularly interesting, you'll forgive me if I have nothing much to say about him. I do dig his hair, though.

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