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Yeah, that's right: I have a web site. Yep, my own site--no Panic, no Hades, no--Hey, waitaminute! Did I say you could go? I don't think so! At least give my page a chance, willya? It's not like I'm asking for any awards, or um...like, you know, awards, or anything. Just take a look around, you know, 'admire the scenery.' Maybe you'll find something you like. I'm not promising anything--you know how these things go.

As you may or may not know, I work for Hades, the God of the Dead, in the Underworld. That's where all dead mortals go to hang out for an eternity or three. You might think that this is a less than desirable place to stay, but...I don't know, I kinda like it. At least its warm. And there are all kinds of interesting sounds--not to mention smells. I'd say, its a um...'very-table cornu-copia' of fun for the entire family, if I had to describe it. And Hades isn't all that bad, either. No, I take that back, he is. But he was the only one whose classified ad fit my qualifications.

Anyways, what you'll find on my page:

Stories!

Yeah, you heard me: stories. Not like, fictional stories, but ah, more like, historical notation, written by yours truly. You know, what you mortals like to call 'myths.' Only my versions are true. Really! Have I ever lied?

Artwork!

You didn't know I was so creative did you? Of course, I really wanted to be a thespian but the theatre wouldn't let me in--go figure. These are drawings I did of the people and stuff I've run into over the centuries.

Glossary!

I put this here just in case any of you don't know who I'm talking about on this site. There are two versions of the glossary: the real one, which describes stuff as I know them; and the real real one, as in, the one that fits what you mortals might find in some children's book or something. More of that 'myth' stuff.

Images!

These are pictures I got from lots of different places.

Sounds!

Some recordings of me. Sparky insisted on putting these in. She says I sound 'cute'. Well, maybe I do a little.

Misc!

Stuff. What kind of stuff? You know...stuff!

Uhm, this site is maintained by a mortal--some weird chick named Sparky. I'm not allowed to get mail down here, but if you have any questions or whatever about these pages, mail her, mention my name, and she'll try to sneak me the message.

Just a helpful note: This page is based on our exploits in the movie and not the ones in the series, which Sparky never really watched. And, this page hasn't changed much since the movie came out. All Sparky's fault. Go flame her. If you really like this page though, let her know and then maybe she'll update it. ]:}

6.18.2003

Take me back to that cool picture!