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compiled by Jimlaad(tm)
"Popeye the Sailor Man" from various (just to be complete) [Popeye]
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
I'm one tough gazooka
If anyone's dasses to risk me fisks
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
"Abu Hassan" from "Popeye Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves" (1937) ["Abu
Hassan", thieves (and horses), and radio announcer]
[Abu Hassan]
Your wives and children and money, too:
Abu Hassan!
Abu Hassan!
[Radio Announcer]
Your wives and children and money, too:
Abu Hassan!
Abu Hassan!
Abu Hassan!
Abu Hassan!
"At the Wheel of my Automobile" from "The Spinach Roadster" (1936) [Popeye]
When I'm at the wheel
She's not much to see,
We take the bumps to'getter
When I'm at the wheel
"The Ballad of Barnacle Bill" from "Beware of Barnacle Bill" (1935) [Olive
Oyl, Popeye, and "Barnacle Bill"]
[Olive Oyl]
[Popeye]
[Olive Oyl]
[Popeye]
[Knock! Knock!]
[Barnacle Bill]
Hurry before you get me sore.
[Olive Oyl]
[Barnacle Bill]
[Barnacle Bill]
[Olive Oyl]
[Popeye]
Every dame's a selfish cat.
"Brotherly Love" from the cartoon of the same name (1936) [Olive Oyl]
What we all need is brotherly love!
Now I don't care who's brother you love,
"A Clean Shaven Man" from the cartoon of the same name (1936) [Olive Oyl]
I want a clean shaven man!
I want a clean shaven man!
"Climb the Mountain with Me" from "I-ski Love-ski You-ski" (1936) [Popeye
and Bluto]
[Popeye]
[Popeye]
[Bluto]
Won't you come and climb the mountain with me?
"I Don't Want to Walk Without You" from "Klondike Casanova" (1946) [Olive
Oyl]
I don't want to walk without you, baby.
That I don't want to walk without sunshine.
"I Found Out Where to Find My Pappy" from "Goonland" (1938) [Popeye]
I found out where to find my pappy,
But I'll sail and sail and sail the sea,
"I Wanna Be a Life Guard" from the cartoon of the same name (1936) [Bluto
and Popeye]
[Bluto]
"If I Were President" and "She's a Jolly Good Female" from "Olive Oyl for
President" (1948) [Olive Oyl, Congress]
[Olive Oyl]
If I were president, if I were president,
There'd be lampposts like you've never seen.
If I were president, if I were president,
If I were president, if I were president,
If I were president, if I were president,
There would be no wrangling anymore,
If I were president, if I were president,
[Congress]
"I'm Moving Today" from "Let's Get Movin'" (1936) [Olive Oyl]
Oh, I'm so excited! Ha-cha-cha, hey hey!
The moving man is big and strong.
That's why I'm so excited! Ha-cha-cha, hey hey!
"Jingle Jangle Jingle" from "The Hungry Goat" (1943) [Goat]
I'll get a meal, that jingle jangle jingles,
"King of the Mardi Gras" from the cartoon of the same name (1935) [Bluto and
Popeye]
[Bluto]
[Popeye]
[Bluto]
I'm Bluto the Great One and Only!
[Popeye]
"Leave Well Enough Alone" from the cartoon of the same name (1939) [Parrot]
Leave well enough alone (squawk, squawk!)
"Like a Beam From Above" from "Shakespearean Spinach" (1940) [Popeye as
Romeo, Olive Oyl as Juliet, and Bluto as Ham Romeo]
[Popeye]
[Olive Oyl]
[Popeye]
But your ray died away, fled as fades the cloud in air.
Like a beam, from above.
[Popeye]
Juliet! Oh, Juliet! Why hast thou sunk this heart in love?
Like a beam from above.
[Olive Oyl]
[Bluto]
[Olive Oyl]
"Little Bow and Arrow" from "Robin Hood-winked" (1948) ["Robin Hood" and
Little John]
[Robin Hood]
[Little John]
[Robin Hood and Little John]
[Little John]
When they come tough, we treat them rough, with our little bow and arrow!
"Lonesome, Lonesome" and "Love in Bloom" from "Hill-billing and Cooing"
(1956) [she doesn't have a name in the cartoon, but I expect it's something
like Big Bertha]
Oh, a girl like me don't git no thrills,
I craves romance 'neath the silv'ry moon.
Can it be the breeze, the flowers, the trees,
[Thought I'd throw this in:]
"The Man on the Flying Trapeze" from the cartoon of the same name (1934)
[Nana Oyl, Popeye, boys and cat, barker, trapeze artist, and Olive Oyl]
[Nana Oyl]
Oh, he floats through the air with the greatest of ease,
[Boys (and cat)]
Once I was happy, but now I'm forlorn,
This girl that I loved, she was handsome!
[Barker]
[Trapeze Artist]
[Trapeze Artist]
[Boys (and cat)]
"New Year Comes But Once a Year" from "Let's Celebrake" (1938) [Bluto,
Popeye, and horses]
[Bluto and Popeye]
"Olive and Popeye's Vaudeville Act" from "Puttin' On the Act" (1940) [Olive
Oyl and Popeye]
[Olive Oyl and Popeye]
We will entertain you with a thing or two.
"Popeye's Poopdeck Pappy" from "My Pop, My Pop" (1940) [Poopdeck Pappy]
Oh, I'm Popeye's Poopdeck Pappy,
I'm Popeye's Poopdeck Pappy,
No swab alive can call me bluff.
"Sail, sail, sail" and "Bottle of Rum" from "Popeye and the Pirates" (1947)
[Olive Oyl, Pirates]
[Olive Oyl]
[Pirates]
"Shiver Me Timbers" from "Fowl Play" (1937) [the parrot]
Shiver me timbers, blow me down,
Tickle me starboard, scrape my paint,
Sailors never tell a lie
Shiver me timbers, blow me down,
"Sindbad the Sailor" from "Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor"
(1936) and "Big Bad Sindbad" (1952) ["Sindbad"]
I'm Sindbad the Sailor, so hearty and hale,
Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?
I scare all creation on land or on sea.
Who's the most phenomenal extra-special kind of fellow?
From the Valley of Serpents these diamonds I took!
Now look at this monster, so strong and so huge!
Who's the most phenomenal extraordinary fellow?
On one of my travels, I ran into this:
Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?
Who's the most phenomenal extra-special kind of fellow?
I'm afraid of nobody under the sun!
Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?
"Strike Up the Band for Popeye" from "Popeye the Sailor" (1933) and "I Yam
What I Am" (1933) [Opening Credits]
Strike up the band for Popeye the sailor.
"Why Am I So Beautiful?" from "Morning, Noon and Nightclub" (1937) ["Miss
Olivita"]
Why am I so beautiful? Why do all the fellers fall for me?
Can it be my grace or my form divine?
Why am I so beautiful? Why O why O me O me O my!
"We Aim to Please" from the cartoon of the same name (1934) [Popeye and
Olive Oyl]
[Popeye and Olive Oyl]
[Olive Oyl]
[Popeye and Olive Oyl]
"What Can I Do for You?" from "Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp" (1939)
["Aladdin"]
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
"We're On Our Way to Rio" from the cartoon of the same name (1944) [Bluto
and Popeye]
[Bluto and Popeye]
[Bluto and Popeye]
"Wimpy's Ode to Hamburgers" from What--No Spinach? (1936) [Wimpy]
There's nothing in the world that can compare
Such heavenly food deserves the best:
"You Gotta Be a Football Hero" from the cartoon of the same name (1935)
[Olive Oyl]
The fact that you are rich or handsome,
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I yam what I yam
And that's all what I yam.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
I'm strong to the finich,
'Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
Which hates all palookas
What ain't on the up and square.
I biffs and I boffs them
And always outroughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.
It's "Bop!" and it's "Wham", understand?
So keep good behav'or,
That's your one lifesaver
With Popeye the sailor man.
Popeye the sailor man!
I'm strong to the finich,
'Cause I eats my spinach.
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
You better lock up your doors today,
'Cause Abu Hassan is on his way!
Go in hidin'
When I go ridin',
There's me and my forty thieves!
I'll steal them from you before I'm through.
I'm out gunnin',
So start in runnin'
From me and my forty thieves!
[Thieves]
Abu Hassan!
[Abu Hassan]
My gang's the roughest,
But I'm the toughest!
And that's no lie.
[Thieves]
Abu Hassan!
[Abu Hassan]
You've got to hand it
To this bad bandit
'Cause I'm one terrible guy!
You better lock up your doors today!
'Cause Abu Hassan is on his way!
Go in hidin'
When he comes ridin'
There's him and his forty thieves!
He'll steal them from you before he's through.
He's out gunnin'
So start in runnin'
From him and his forty thieves!
Abu Hassan!
In every village,
He'll steal and pillage,
There's not he'll spare!
Abu Hassan!
If he should spy you,
Then we defy you
To cross his path if you dare!
[Thieves]
Abu Hassan!
[Abu Hassan]
When things get quiet,
I start a riot
As I go by!
[Thieves' Horses]
Abu Hassan!
[Abu Hassan]
And you'll discover
They run to cover
'Cause I'm a terrible guy!
Of my automobile,
I feel just like a king!
But she's okay with me,
She's got that certain swing!
As easy as anything!
Of my automobile,
I feel just like a king!
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
I love another sailor.
Who's the guy who won your heart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who thinks he's smart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Why, that false heart and flattering tongue.
He courts them all, both old and young.
He courts them all but marries none,
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I'll twist his toes
And squeeze the nose
Of Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll mop the place
With his false face,
That Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll grab him by his dirty neck,
And when I'm through he'll be a wreck.
I'll sweep and smear and swab the deck
With Barnacle Bill the sailor!
[Olive Oyl]
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Tell the fair young maiden.
It's only me from over the sea.
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I've come to take you away with me.
I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I'll rare and tear and rant and roar!
Hurry before I bust in the door!
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor!
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
No one ever challenges me!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
I'm the terror of the sea!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
A fe and a fi and a fo and a fum!
Yo he ho and a bottle of rum!
Before your silly old day is done!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
When will we get married?
I've changed me mind, so you can wed
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
You're nothing but a cabbage-head.
They only turn and leave you flat.
Just the way you did to that
Poor Barnacle Bill the sailor.
You can't go wrong with brotherly love!
Let everybody be
One great big family.
No scrappin',
No yappin':
How happy we will be!
As long as there is brotherly love.
Make every Tom and Dick and Otto
Obey our golden motto!
'Cause what we need is brotherly love!
I want a clean shaven man.
If he's short or tall,
Doesn't matter at all.
He doesn't have to be too sharp to be my razor man!
I want a clean shaven man.
Oh, how I'd behave
When he takes a shave.
I want a clean shaven man!
Heidell dee, heidell ho, heidell day-hee-dee-ho.
Day-hee-dee-ho, Day-he-dee-ho!
[Bluto]
Hedelly dee, hedelly ho, hedelly dee-tee-dee-do.
Dee-tee-dee-do, dedelly dee!
Won't you come and climb the mountain with me?
O-lay-hee-dee-ho, don't say-ee no.
Oh the air up there is fresh as can be.
O-lay-hee-dee-ho, dee-ho.
I'll take you up, up, up to the tip.
It's a wonderful trip.
I won't let you slip.
O-lay-hee-hey-ho, hee-ho.
I walk with my arm about you, baby.
I thought the day you left me behind,
I'd take off so and get you off my mind,
But now I find
Why'd you have to turn off all that sunshine?
Oh, baby, please come back to break my heart for me.
'Cause I don't want to walk without you, no siree.
My pappy what got lost when I was born.
One look at me made him unhappy,
Forty years has gone since he was saw'n!
And I'll never come back 'till he comes with me.
'Cause I found out where to find my pappy,
My pappy what got lost when I was born!
I wanna be a life guard,
Just a public servin' life preservin' man.
[Popeye]
I wanna be a life guard,
With a million dollar coat of tan.
[Bluto]
So, if you want a life guard,
[Popeye]
You can bet your life that I'm your man.
If I were president, if I were president,
There'd be at least ten months of June,
For folks to spend their honeymoon,
And night winds would all have the sweetest scent.
If I were president.
Silk worms in every house would grow
And they would all be on the go
(In case there were a stocking accident).
If I were president.
And streets would all be spotless clean!
I'd have a cure that would work right,
For those who couldn't sleep at night.
The time they spent awake would be well-spent.
If I were president. If I were president.
The dogs whose habits all were strange
Would undergo a brand new change.
An all-day cone would cost a cent.
If I were president.
Each bus would have a smoother run,
With lots of seats for everyone.
Apartments once again would be for rent.
If I were president.
For drumsticks that fell short before.
I'd pick up feminine morale,
And get a man for every gal.
More holidays would get my strong consent.
If I were president.
She's a jolly good female,
She's a jolly good female,
She's a jolly good female.
We love our president.
I'm packing up my troubles 'cause I'm moving today!
Woo! I'm so excited, everything's okay!
I haven't told the landlord, but I'm moving today!
And oh, dear me, I hope he let's me ride along!
I'm packing up my troubles 'cause I'm moving today! Oo!
As I go merrily alone.
And tin cans in my tummy tingle...
Oh, I'm king of the Mardi Gras!
In fact I'm the whole bloomin' show!
Oh, I'm king of the Mardi Gras!
I dare anyone to say no!
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I yam what I yam
And that's all what I yam.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I run the whole works here at Coney,
What power supreme I enjoy!
Hey, speaking of kings,
I'm one of those things.
In fact I'm the real McCoy!
My army is made up of freaks!
My horses are found on the merry go round.
My slaves are Arabian sheiks.
Oh, I'm king of the Mardi Gras!
What's more, I'm the whole bloomin' show!
Oh, I'm king of the Mardi Gras!
I dares anyone to say no!
Leave well enough alone (snort, snort!)
I've got my bottle and bread
And a roof over my head.
Leave well enough alone (honk, honk!)
Why should I want to roam?
I know me stuff
And I'm smart enough
To leave well enough alone!
Like a beam from above.
Heavenly radiance, Juliet appears!
Blissful dream, star of love!
To my heart, remains endeared!
Here's this heart, by your dart, only finds bliss by your side!
In your arms, by your charms, I'd have heaven in your light!
Let me 'lone here to moan, and has doomed me to despair,
To dark despair.
[Olive Oyl]
Heavenly radiance, Romeo appears!
Blissful dream, star of love!
To my heart, remains endeared!
[Olive Oyl]
Thou didst leave me broken hearted.
[Popeye]
To my own grave I go!
[Bluto]
Ah! To your grave you go! Ah, you'll go!
Heavenly radiance, Juliet appears!
Get out, scram! Clumsy ham!
You're a monkey with a beard!
Here's this heart, by your dart, only finds bliss by your side!
[Olive Oyl]
I say go, better go, you will only spoil our show!
[Bluto]
But your ray died away, fled as fades the cloud in air.
Let me 'lone here to moan, and has doomed me to despair,
To dark despair.
On your way, you can't play!
Nay, nay! Oh, if Popeye'd only hear!
[Bluto]
Thou didst leave me broken hearted.
So, I'll go!
I'm Robin Hood from yonder wood with my little bow and arrow.
I hit with ease three out of threes, with my little bow and arrow.
I'm Little John, I've never gone on the road that's straight and narrow.
I get my pound of what's around with my little bow and arrow.
Two busy little men are we, giving our gold away!
We take from the wicked,
[Robin Hood]
And give to the good,
[Robin Hood and Little John]
So happily on our way!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, we fear no foe, with our little bow and arrow!
'Cause there's no men in these thar hills.
Lonesome, lonesome.
I gotta get me a man.
But who can romance with a pet raccoon?
Lonesome, lonesome.
I gotta get me a man.
The rare and smelly perfume!
Oh no, it ain't no gall-durned breeze,
It's tant'lizin' lovin' in bloom!
[Olive]
I'll knock the dame sky-high
Who tries to take my guy:
Popeye the sailor man.
Without any warning,
She left you one morning,
With the man on the flying trapeze!
The daring young man on the flyin' trapeze.
His movements are graceful, all girls he does please.
[Popeye]
And my love he has taken away! Oh!
He floats through the air with the greatest of ease,
The daring young man on the flyin' trapeze.
His movements are graceful; all girls he does please.
[Popeye]
And my love he has taken away!
Like an old coat that is tattered and torn.
Left to fret in this wide world to fret and to mourn,
Betrayed by a maid in her tease!
I tried all I knew her to please!
Without any warning
She left me one morning
With the man on the flying trapeze!
Oh, he flies through the air with the greatest of ease,
This daring young man on the flying trapeze!
His movements are graceful, all girls he does please.
[Popeye]
And my love he has taken away!
[Boys (and cat)]
Hooray!
I float through the air with the greatest of ease.
A daring young man on the flying trapeze.
[Olive Oyl:]
Don't try to kid them, you're just a big cheese.
[Boys (and cat)]
And your love is purloined away!
I float through the air with the greatest of ease.
A daring young man on the flying trapeze.
My movements are graceful, all girls I do please.
[Popeye]
And my love he has taken away!
He floats through the air with the greatest of ease,
The daring young man on the flyin' trapeze.
His movements are graceful; all girls he does please.
[Popeye]
And my love you have taken away!
New Year comes but once a year, now it's here, now it's here!
Bringing lots of joy and cheer, tra la-la la la!
[Horses]
You and me and he and she and we are glad because!
Why, because we're here, because, because!
[Bluto and Popeye]
New Year comes but once a year, now it's here, now it's here!
Bringing lots of joy and cheer, tra la-la la la!
We would like to introduce ourselves to you:
[Popeye]
I'm Popeye!
[Olive Oyl]
I'm Olive!
[Olive Oyl and Popeye]
How deedle-ye-eye you do?
We hope you like the little act we do!
A seagoing sun of a gun.
From bold Algiers to old Shanghai,
A seagoing sun of a gun am I.
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
In building boats I'm never wrong.
I've built a million, short and long.
I'm ninety-nine and going strong!
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
In building boats, I knows me stuff.
I'm ninety-nine and plenty tough!
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
Sail, sail, sail your boat, over the Spanish Main.
Where all the pirates sailed their ships and I hope they sail again!
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil have done for the rest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
If you ain't the prettiest gal in town.
I'll lick any 'lubber who says you ain't.
And I says you got class.
I need but one good eye to see
That you are ship-shape lass.
I'm sure gonna like it with you around.
I live on an island on the back of a whale.
It's a whale of an island (that's not a bad joke);
Its lord and its master is this handsome bloke.
Sindbad the Sailor!
But talk about women--they all fall for me!
I take my adventures wherever they're found.
I don't mean to brag, folks, but I've been around.
Sindbad the Sailor!
I cleaned out those serpents with one dirty look!
He'd frighten King Kong, but he's only my stooge!
The capture of Oola for me was just fun;
Whoever said two heads was better than one!
Youse! Sindbads the Sailor!
Now there was a thrill I'd be sorry to miss!
He spread out his wings, and the sunlight grew dim.
He took me in his feet, but I ran off with him!
Sindbad the Sailor!
Sindbad the Sailor!
All I say is "Boo!" and my enemies run!
[Popeye]
It's Popeye the sailor man!
etc.
Cash in his hand, right off the whaler.
Standing alone,
Don't let him go.
He's a cinch
But every inch
A sailor!
Why am I so beautiful? Why do all the women envy me?
Can it be my face or these pretty feet of mine?
We aim to please!
It's our business to be at your service!
We aim to please!
Strawberry pineapple pie!
You don't have to go on a diet,
We always make sure that you're fed.
[Popeye]
Our hamburger steaks are a riot,
You'd better try liver instead.
'Cause, we aim to please!
It's our business to be at your service!
We aim to please!
Onions are beautiful things!
I'd do most anything you'd ask me to.
I'd go and get that pot of gold from the rainbow,
And bring it where you are,
And then I'd hitch your wagon to a star.
Hey, how'd you like to have your dreams come true?
I'd like to make you happy through and through.
'Deed I do!
So what can I do for you?
I'm on my way to Rio.
[Popeye]
To love and laughter, and soft guitars.
[Bluto]
It's always gay in Rio,
[Popeye]
With lovely ladies 'neath the stars.
Once there I'll sure try to be good.
[Bluto]
And I'll be good, so have no fear.
[Bluto and Popeye]
Tell all the girls in Rio
[Popeye]
That Popeye
[Bluto]
And Bluto
[Bluto and Popeye]
Are here.
With a hamburger, juicy and rare.
A hamburger lives for the pleasure it gives--
It's a thrill on the bill of fare.
A home and contentment beneath my vest.
There's nothing in the world that's so divine
As a hamburger, tender and fine.
I adore you, hamburger mine!
And can do anything in curls.
You gotta be a football hero,
To get along with the beautiful girls!
