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ITEM #332755--Rubber Ducky Raft
Originally made famous by a certain orange Muppet, this bathtime favorite has been revamped for our modern day and age. Order now for dry getaways even the police won't believe.
The deep end's got nothing to do with it this time. A preschool favorite.
ITEM #755390--Decapitate-Me Darkwing Doll
Here it is, by popular demand. Satiate your child's need for gratuitous violence with this lifelike replica of a certain annoying personality.
ITEM #029534--Terror TeddyBear
Awww...Isn't that sweet? It's a cute, huggable, 90-ft teddy bear. Requires regular flossing.
ITEM #143254--Henchman TeddyBear
Then again, if 90 feet of cuteness is too much for you, this product comes in a two-foot model. Comes with extra claw attachments.
ITEM #864965--Little Red Fire Engine
What little tot wouldn't like to find this prize under the menorah on Chaunnukah? Also available: Fire hose attachment. Sprays real fire. Cold compress not included.
ITEM #786685--Exploding Panda
It's cute, it's cuddly--it's filled with nitoglycerine. Hand wash only.
ITEM #7479278--The Incredibly Dreary Mr. History Doll
Companion product to Mr. Trivia Buff. Highly educational.
ITEM #274063--Mr. Trivia Buff
Companion product to Mr. History Doll. Be the hit of the party.
ITEM #834296--Nutty Putty
For that extra sticky fun. Do not taunt.
ITEM #186430--Motorized Hula Hoop
It's the ultimate workout--and loads of fun too!
ITEM #642075--Giant Krying Krissy Doll
Careful, she wets. ZZZZ battery not included.
ITEM #733400--Giant Inflatable Bobo Punching Bag
Throwing a surprise party? Bring along Mr. Bobo...We guarantee surprise. Extra nitroglycerine packets included.
A timeless classic--it just keeps coming back.
ITEM #738942--Gas-Powered Pogo Stick
When a little hop just isn't enough. Keep away from open flames.
ITEM #218563--Becky Ballerina
Give her a squeeze--and she'll give you a surprise! May cause minor flesh wounds. Tourniquet not included.
ITEM #064842--Fang, the Little Puppy
The first stuffed toy on the market to have a proximity detector. This one is sure to delight the little ones.
ITEM #753976--Giant Wind-Up Cymbal-Playing Roller Gorilla
This one sells itself.
ITEM #000001--Economy-Size Novelty Teeth
A Quackerjack Toys exclusive and still best seller. Now available in packs of ten.
ITEM #851845--Firey Charger
This noble steed of a rocking horse will ensure you a clear path when you pull on his ears.
ITEM #432665--Time Top*
* This item temporarily out of stock.
One of the most influential virtual pets to hit the market.
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