What makes this DVD so annoying is that you never get a plain menu that lists what's on the disk. Instead you wander around a graveyard and click on different things to make different movies play. Well, here's where everything is (see the back of the DVD case for what these things are): The DVD starts with an FBI warning, then the "Hypnoscope" introduction [Title 14, 4 minutes]. Menu 1 ------ You're now in Menu 1, the graveyard. Initially highlighted is the owl. This will launch "Monsters Crash the Pajama Party" [Title 1, 30 minutes long], which has a mad doctor with "Mad Doctor" on his nametag, lots of gorilla suits, and girls in pajamas. If you go down from the owl, you will highlight a gravestone. This will take you to a slide show where you can read directions on how to put on a spook show. Right of the gravestone is the fence. This will play the Spook Show previews listed on the back cover [Title 3, 47 minutes, in 12 chapters]. These are really lame, especially Chapter 7. Left of the gravestone the letters R.I.P. will highlight. This will play the Spook Show Stills and Exploitation Art with Spooky Radio-Spots [Title 22, 19 minutes]. Left of the gravestone you can select one of two audio commentaries to go along with everything else. If you go back to the owl and go left, nothing appears to happen, but if you then select, a bat lights up and you get a guy in a gorilla suit pawing the screen [Title 11, 18 seconds]. Right of the owl is another invisible link (a ghost), which shows various glowing things floating by [Title 13, 1 minute]. Finally, if you go down from the Philip Morris commentary, a left-pointing arrow will highlight. This will take you to Menu 2, showing a house. Menu 2 ------ Just to confuse you, nothing is highlighted initially. If you select anyway, a lightning bolt lights up, and you get a message from the late 1970's telling you that cable TV is evil [Title 2, 1 minute]. If you move around in Menu 2, you will see three arrows (if you continue to move around, you get a random sound effect). The right-pointing arrow will take you back to Menu 1. The up-pointing arrow will go to Menu 3, and the left-pointing arrow will go to Menu 4. Menu 3 ------ Menu 3 is inside the house. Initially highlighted is a bat. This will play Asylum of the Insane [Title 10, 6 minutes], a lame 3D demo. Right of the bat is the head of the hanging man. This will play a series of horror home movies [Title 5, 16 minutes, split into 4 chapters for stuff made in the 20's, 30's, 40's and 60's). Below the bat is the cat. This plays Spooky Musical Soundies (Title 4, 8 minutes in 4 chapters). Chapter 1 is a dancing skeleton marionette, and it's really good. Chapters 2 and 3 are musical numbers, and Chapter 4 is a black couple being spooked to a musical number (and yes, of course it's racist). Left of the bat is an invisible candle link to a skull saying "Cool it, baby" [Title 12, 5 seconds]. If you then go up, the skull is highlighted. This plays the educational short "Don't Be Afraid" [Title 6, 11 minutes]. If you move right of the cat, there's an invisible hand link to a disembodied head. It says "You belong to me, Tom. You belong to a ghost." [Title 24, 5 seconds]. If you go right of the head, you get an invisible right-pointing arrow that shows a gorilla playing with a movie camera [Title 23, 3 seconds]. Finally, left of the cat is the down-pointing arrow that will take you back to Menu 2. Menu 4 ------ Menu 4 is a crypt. A bat is initially highlighted, and this will play the main attraction, "Tormented" [Title 33, 72 minutes long]. I think this is where the disembodied head came from. To the left of the bat is the head of the corpse. This will play a home video of a Spook House Ride [Title 7, 1 minute]. To the right of the bat is an eye. This will play Drive-In Werewolf [Title 8, 3 and a half minutes]. Above the corpse head is the pumpkin man face. This will play Chased By Monsters [Title 9, 3 and a half minutes]. Right of the corpse head is the invisible candle link to part of a coming attraction, where the announcer says, "Girls, do not come alone! Bring your boyfriend to protect you, when the lights go out!" [Title 25, 5 seconds]. Down from the eye is the invisible skeleton link to part of Chased By Monsters, where the hero faces a deformed woman [Title 26, 13 seconds]. Down from the corpse head is a spider, which will show the credits for the DVD. Finally, to the right of the pumpkin man face is the arrow up that leads back to Menu 2. Titles ------ For ease of ripping, here is the complete list of titles on this DVD: 01 [0:30:54]: Monsters Crash the Pajama Party 02 [0:00:52]: Cable TV Is Evil 03 [0:47:46]: Coming Attractions, 12 chapters 04 [0:07:59]: Spooky Musical Soundies, 4 chapters (dancing skeleton, 2 musical numbers, and scared couple) 05 [0:16:21]: Horror Home Movies, 4 chapters 06 [0:11:19]: Don't Be Afraid 07 [0:01:10]: Spook House Ride 08 [0:03:26]: Drive-In Werewolf 09 [0:03:38]: Chased By Monsters 10 [0:06:23]: Asylum of the Insane, in 3D 11 [0:00:18]: gorilla paws screen 12 [0:00:05]: skull: "Cool it, baby" 13 [0:01:13]: glowing things 14 [0:04:14]: Hypnoscope 15 [0:00:07]: lead-in to Menu 1 16 [0:00:02]: transition from Menu 2 to Menu 1 17 [0:00:02]: transition from Menu 2 to Menu 3 18 [0:00:03]: transition from Menu 3 to Menu 2 19 [0:00:09]: transition from Menu 2 to Menu 4 20 [0:00:09]: transition from Menu 4 to Menu 2 21 [0:00:04]: transition from Menu 1 to Menu 2 22 [0:19:35]: Spook Show Stills and Exploitation Art with Spooky Radio-Spots 23 [0:00:03]: gorilla plays with movie camera 24 [0:00:05]: disembodied head: "You belong to me, Tom. You belong to a ghost." 25 [0:00:05]: announcer: "Girls, do not come alone! Bring your boyfriend to protect you, when the lights go out!" 26 [0:00:13]: facing the deformed woman 27 - 31: unused 32 [0:00:18]: FBI Warning 33 [1:12:00]: Tormented