Guide to The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Script

(by Jim Read)

This is my attempt to recreate what the script for this timeless classic might have looked like, minus the stains from all the jelly donuts. Links for chapters will take you to that scene in the script; links for songs will take you to that song in the script; links for characters will take you to that character's first line in the script.

If you can provide missing credits, please email Sparky. For example, we know the names of all the actors who played the elves, but not which ones.

DVD Chapters

  1. Start
  2. Santa's Problem
  3. The North Pole
  4. Phineas T. Prune
  5. Glad I'm Bad
  6. A New Job
  7. Toys, Toys, Toys!
  8. The Plan
  9. One More Day
  10. A Miracle
  11. Special Delivery
  12. End Credits

Songs

  1. The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
  2. Why Can't Every Day Be Christmas?
  3. Christmas Is Coming
  4. Kids Get All the Breaks
  5. I'm Bad
  6. The Name of the Song Is "Prune"
  7. What Are Children Like When They're Wide Awake?
  8. Got No Time
  9. I've Got a Date With Santa
  10. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
  11. What Can You Do When You Wait?
  12. We've Got a Date With Children
  13. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
  14. Why Can't Every Day Be Christmas? (reprise)
  15. The Christmas That Almost Wasn't (reprise)

For the cast list below, I was unable to figure out who played each of the elves. The actors are Adriano Cornelli, Antonio De Martino, Francesco Doria, Arnaldo Fabrizio, Salvatore Furnari and Gaetano Guacci.

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Characters
(in order introduced)
Actor
Singer Glenn Yarbrough
Kids 
Sam Whipple Paul Tripp
David, a boy David Tripp
Santa Claus Alberto Rabagliati
Officer Jim Friedrich von Ledebur?
Blossom John Karlsen
Mrs. Santa Lidia Brazzi
Jonathan, the elf foreman Mischa Auer
Apricot, an elf  
Spinach, an elf  
Happy, an elf  
Lemon, an elf  
Hurray, an elf  
Supposing, an elf  
Crabapple, an elf  
Phineas T. Prune Rossano Brazzi
Mr. Prim Sonny Fox
Prim's Saleswoman #1  
Prim's Saleswoman #2  
Joe, Prim's Salesman  
Two Workmen, Prim's employees  
Suzy Michelle Yellen?
Suzy's Mother Ruth Enders
Boy Hero, in tweed coat  
Boy #1  
Boy #2  
Boy #2's Mother  
A Brother and a Sister  
Line of children and their parents 
Brother with a black eye  
Surly Brother  
Girl and Mother  
Red-Haired Victim  
Boy and his Mother  
Boy in a Tan Coat  
Boy in a Checkered Coat  
Various Families  
Charlie, "the Boy Who Saved Christmas"John Spencer Howell Jr.
A Shy Boy  

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